Whattsamatta with you?! Ain’t you got 35 cents to call your mom? You stranded on 43^rd and 5^th? Or in the hills on a hike? Whattacha gonna do? Ain’t you got no phone to call home? This ain’t no 2020. This is 1979…

This is how the world rolled. Better choose your words C.A.R.E.F.U.L.L.Y.

Wanna see a face? Better take a good shot with that $6.99 plastic Instamatic camera from the drugstore. Wait 2 weeks for it to come out over-exposed and looking like shit.

Hello, operator? I…I just put another 50 cents in. I’m not finished…

H.E.L.L.O???!

Waxing rhapsodic, we can see life always looks better through the hazy lens of reminiscence. Times were different? Better? More down-to-earth?

Perhaps…

But who wouldn’t want the world at their fingertips?

The W.H.O.L.E. wide world in your pocket.

And more faces than you could ever care to remember.

jIMMY bITCH